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Tofu

I was in Japantown, about to swoop up 2 of the last 3 styrofoam beakers of chilled, ambrosial San Jose Tofu, when I was struck with wonder and amazement by a richly emblazoned molester van. Check it.

I think God shit this van out of the sky for unworthy humans to admire.

I think God shit this van out of the sky for unworthy humans to admire.

For fucks sake, it has a lightning/fire sword.

For fuck's sake, it has a lightning/fire sword.

Then, I looked inside.

OMFG

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