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Oh animal, I love you.

So cute when you run
you have no appendages
other than your legs

derp

derp

derp

reddit!

Like all self-respecting nerds, I take solace in online communities. My favorite is reddit.com, a snarky and smartish news aggregator site with lots of awesome comments and pun threads. I took it upon myself to organize an outing with adult beverages for my fellow San Francisco redditors…. there were allegedly ~4 other members who had replied affirmatively to the invitation other than myself and Asher.  Apparently anddisaid showed up at 6:30 and we missed her! :(   However, much to my delight, 5 reddit admins showed up to keep me company! Chris, Mike and his awesome librarian wife Hillary, Dave, Jeremy, and Alexis were all totally fun people, as I had suspected. They even gave me a bobblehead!

They are bigger than I thought.

They are bigger than I thought.

Further pictorial evidence follows.

L to R Mike (.5), Jeremy, Dave (-head), Chris

L to R Mike (.5), Jeremy, Dave (-head), Chris


A slightly better view of the joyous occasion. L to R Mike, Alexis, Dave, Chris, Biscuit, Hillary.


We all drew versions of the reddit alien. I had no idea that its arms were not behind its back, stroking a weapon or something.


Please examine this for weirdness, note the nipples and pedobears.

Thank you for coming! I had a lot of fun meeting you.

reddit is my friend.

reddit is my friend.

And Now…

Well! That Sucked.

Brief Hiatus.

We’re going to disneyland, bitchez.

SOON I WILL POST SOMETHING WORTH READING

But right now it is freezing and I am retarded.

It’s cold and rainy.

Zippy Zippy Zip.

Sea Bowl

For my good friend Matthew’s birthday on November 20th, we failed at throwing him an awesome karaoke surprise party with fake tits, blow-up dolls, cleavage tape and alcohol, so we ended up going to Sea Bowl in lovely Pacifica, and getting assed in the lanes. Pictorial narrative below, in rough chronological order.

Birthday boy action shot

Birthday boy action shot

Awesome Jesse knee-slide

Awesome Jesse knee-slide

Guille rear action shot

Guille rear action shot

beer activation

beer activation

I am utterly incapable of bowling.

I am utterly incapable of bowling.

Look! He is laying colorful eggs!

Look! He is laying colorful eggs!

I just got 3 gutterballs

I just got 3 gutterballs

lick

lick

Brian victory dance

Brian victory dance

Guille victory dance

Guille victory dance

Do not ask what is going on in this picture.

Do not ask what is going on in this picture.

I wish I had a radio antenna tusk.

I wish I had a radio antenna tusk.

Jesse is detecting the pins with his sensitive tusk, used as a radio antenna.

Jesse is detecting the pins with his sensitive tusk, used as a radio antenna.

I bowled it from the floor.

I bowled it from the floor.

He actually almost beat everybody with his balls.

He actually almost beat everybody with his balls.

So that was super fun. Except for when me and Guille broke the bowling computer by pressing the reset pins button repeatedly during everyone else’s turn. <3

Happy Birthday to Higgs!