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SOON I WILL POST SOMETHING WORTH READING

But right now it is freezing and I am retarded.

It’s cold and rainy.

Zippy Zippy Zip.

Sea Bowl

For my good friend Matthew’s birthday on November 20th, we failed at throwing him an awesome karaoke surprise party with fake tits, blow-up dolls, cleavage tape and alcohol, so we ended up going to Sea Bowl in lovely Pacifica, and getting assed in the lanes. Pictorial narrative below, in rough chronological order.

So that was super [...]

Happy Birthday to me.

This has actually been a totally fucked up week. More information on that will be forthcoming.

oh god I love you so much

And now, the best animal in the whole world.

Do not poke the beautiful mole with a stick, you bastards.

Release the beautiful mole from the tupperware prison.

Visiting a Certain Petaluma Cheese Company.

We failed at getting a tour and looking at goats. Did not see a single goat.
There were a few suspicious cows on one side of the highway, and two chill, sweeter-seeming cows on the other side of the highway.
Here is a suspicious cow’s butt.
But since we were there to see ungulates, we decided to [...]

Oh Fuck Yes.

This video just won the internet. Watch only if you can hear it.

SaveABunny fall Party 2008

Oh, the soft fluffy cuteness, we almost died of it.
There were Flemish Giant rabbits there! This one’s name is Hoss.

Srsly, we barely got out with our lives.
I feel lucky that we survived to see another day, and yet I still feel irresistibly drawn back to the twitchy, furry noses and perky little tails.
God help [...]

Stay tuned

For dispatches from the Bunny party.